Present participle of quoff, which is itself an alternate spelling of quofe (also quof or quoaf).
noun: Penile flatulence (
air or
gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick
fart.
verb: To emit penile flatulence.
ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the
male form of queef.
NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After
Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a
piss, but ended up quoffing and splattering
urine everywhere.