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quietly fired

when a worker is nudged out by a manager who can’t fire you but is making your job increasingly unpleasant and unrewarding, or slowly cutting your hours more and more
“Hey man, the boss cut me down to 2 shifts this month. He just cut me back to 3 shifts last month, and is constantly riding me while i’m at work. I’m getting quietly fired!”
quietly fired by Warsaw Knuckles September 27, 2022
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Quietly Brilliant

Mark turns on the old phone his dad game him
The text slowly appears
HTC - Quietly Brilliant

Die Quietly

Said to someone making a loud noise (often put on) noise while coughing/ sneezing disturbing something important.
Person 1: *cough cough* ah *cough cough*
Person 2: Can you please die quietly, I'm trying to listen to this movie.
Die Quietly by imogenella May 27, 2012

just quietly 

A combination of words often said just before or after a confronting sentence so as to (apparently) soften the blow whilst also snidely stressing your point.
Ben: "Hey man. I know I've been drinking. But should I go there."
Tom: "Dude. Just quietly? She has a forehead the size of a bus."

Stranger: "Those glasses make you look like a rapist. Just quietly."
just quietly by maltwhiskey May 29, 2010

"N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH 

Stephen Stotch is a dilf, a bottom, and underated. And Stephen Stotch x Randy Marsh is best ship
Colt: hi love
Alex: "N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH

Colt: I'm leaving you
Alex: I drew Stephen pregnant, breastfeeding me.

Crying In Quietly

The complete, polar opposite of laughing out loud. Abbreviated ciq, instead of lol.
Boy: Let's talk literally today. Laughing out loud.
Girl: Okay.
Boy: You are fat.
Girl: Crying in quietly.
Crying In Quietly by monkeymanta December 12, 2009

Laugh Very Quietly To Urself 

fucking brilliant new online chat word, look out lol

Laugh Very Quietly To Urself

brilliant
hey jason,you know what, dont laugh loud, Laugh Very Quietly To Urself
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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