A fap that takes place in 2-3 minutes, usually in between situations that would definitely not be appropriate for fapping.

when you really just need to get a shot off before going to back to work from break, that next class, or in the bathroom while waiting in the 10 year line at traffic court.

a Quickfap.

I got disconnected from my gf when we were on skype doing nasty things, so before her internet came back up i had to quickfap

quickfap by billybob99 April 25, 2012

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Quacktastrophe

When a duck's "quacking" sound produces disastrous events; such as earthquakes, tsunamis, and floods.

I know it's rare for a quacktastrophe to happen, but I still avoid ducks and hide whenever I hear a "quack" to protect myself.

Quacktastrophe by Wandersfull June 1, 2014

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sour apple quickstep

Delightful euphamism for diarrhoea

'Your wife is taking rather a long time in the powder room.'
'Yes I'm afraid she's dancing the sour apple quickstep tonight'

sour apple quickstep by Toni J January 14, 2008

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Quickstoop

A quick guess made with a stupid logic.

Stop giving those quickstoops to me John.

Quickstoop by M. Kathers May 29, 2020

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Quirktastic

A way to describe someone’s personality. They are eDgY and different and unique in all ways, but are still very cool.

“Wow my best friend is so quirktastic!” She’s so cool and I wish I could be like her.

Quirktastic by Bear-06 December 30, 2019

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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