To post a reply during the span in which a second replier types his or her reply, often causing embarrassing misinterpretation of meaning. Used in forums.
Baconl0ver22 (9:23:07): I like bacon!
G0ats'n'hoes37 (9:23:09): I like having sex with goats!
Juicybacong0dofdeath (9:23:09): Me too!!!!!
Juicybacong0dofdeath (9:23:21): Oh man, quickstrike!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'