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a very funny woman, with a phat ass
oh, quenlin that girl from tiktok?
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San Quentin mating call 

A fart among a bunch of horny incarcerated men.
In a jail holding cell:

Man, I gotta cut one.

Dude, keep a tight sphincter. You don't want to be letting out no San Quentin mating call here.
San Quentin mating call by TJ3 February 3, 2010

Sun quentin 

Sun Quentin is the informal nickname of the offices of Sun Microsystems. Close proximity to the San Francisco bay and the architecture of the buildings are reminiscent of San Quentin, a California state prison.
Having pulled a stretch in Sun Quentin, joe the engineer moved on to a small startup company in the sili valley
Sun quentin by JoeTheEngineer June 16, 2009
Quentin is the most amazing boy you’ll ever meet. he’s amazing, sweet, funny and just over all the best boy. He has the best looks and personality. he can make any situation better. if your sick he will take care of you. He’s just the best boy you’ll ever meet.
i love quentin
Quentin by Presley💌 October 16, 2019

quenning 

A sexual position that places the male under the female. She sits on his face and his mouth is placed directly under her vagina. The rest of his face is either under the females arse. Part of his mouth is free in order to breath. The position is meant so the male performs cunnilingus on the female. It is a position for cunnilingus. While it may seem the male is placed in a somewhat slavish position, it is very stimulating for the female, because the males head wont move a lot.
"The girlfriend and boyfriend wanted an easy way to give cunnilingus, so they practiced queering"

"Jill queened her husband last night"
quenning by mISTA Y June 27, 2004
The most serious and mad guy you will ever meet. A boy that will enter your life when you least expect it but turns out to be the best person ever. He will make you laugh when you least expect it but also roast you when you least expect it. Be careful. Quentin's are not to be messed with, if you mess with him, he'll be done with you. He doesn't have time for drama and pettiness so stay clear. He is basically everything that you want in a person and if you have him in your life then be thankful cause you are blessed. Even though it may seem like he doesn't care sometimes, he makes you feel worthy and good about yourself. He'll laugh at your dumb jokes (knowing how stupid they are) and he'll compliment you when he feels like it. Gas him up because he likes that a lot (who doesn't.) He's also really salty all the time so be prepared for that too also.
The ocean is as salty as Quentin
A boy that you cant let go, or stop thinking about. A boy that changes your life, and makes you believe in happiness and love and friendship. He is the most incredibly clever, intelligent, and good looking Boy. He is a boy you'll want to spend the rest of your life with. He is someone to give your whole heart to, and someone that will heal all your pain and worry and fear. A Quentin is the boy you never thought existed, cause he is so perfect in every way.
I wish I could find a Quentin.
I love life, cause I have Quentin!
Quentin by Mkin April 19, 2013
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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