queeftage

a series of vaginal farts (queefs) that result in a montage of vaginal farts.

may or may not be captured via video.

Jane performed a queeftage in the locker room when all the girls were gathered around.

by Hydrocele7 December 14, 2009

Queenager

A woman with life experience who still knows how to have fun.

Mom had so much fun with us on the fair, she was such a Queenager

by QUEENAGER August 21, 2020

Queeftain

A female leader of a tribe that has birthed 42 children and is constantly queefing.

Omg we just went to an Indian reservation and got to meet the queeftain, she couldn't stop pumping air out of her taint.

by ATBA5EBALL May 20, 2017

Queenager

A mature woman (probably over 46) with the wisdom and experience of years but with the will to be active and have fun like a teenager.

She and her wild women friends trekked the Inca Trail like Queenagers!

by Crinolin May 7, 2022

queerage

1. a quantitative means of determining the level of gayness in an area at any given time.

2. denoting an aggregate or amount of homosexuality.

Thomas: "Jennings is wearing his assless chaps at work today."
Richard: "I did notice a definite peek in the queerage."
Harrison: "Yes, I also noticed that."

"Damn, it's like a sausage festival in this bitch. This queerage is dick."

"Patrick, you need to stop watching these damn Rachel Ray marathons."
"William, I understand that, but my gayness compels me to."
"I just can't deal with this queerage, Patrick"
"Dammit, William, then you can't deal with me or the junk in my trunk."

by Danfield January 4, 2007

queefeater

Lame. Someone so lame, it could be said that they eat queefs.

Anyone with the 'flavor saver' facial hair motif is a COMPLETE queefeater.

by Allison Parks February 2, 2008

queefcake

1.The crust that accumulates around a woman's vagina from lack of washing and/or grooming.

I hit that bitch with a washcloth and a bar of soap when I found out she cooks queefcakes.

by Joe Marrone April 24, 2006