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Cream Eating Queef Sniffer 

The result of a battle royal between 3 friends to come up with the best names to call eachother.
Friend 1: Cunt Bubble!
Friend 2: Cum Blaster!
Friend 3: CREAM EATING QUEEF SNIFFER!

Cream Chipped Queef 

Noun

1. When a woman queefs and discharges a substance that is visually similar in texture and appearance to cream chipped beef.
"I thought it might not be such a good idea to have sex with her after she did that cream chipped queef, but I was horny and in a breakfast kind of mood anyway."
Cream Chipped Queef by billebllunt December 11, 2013

queen of cream 

A term for a sexually promiscuous and indiscriminate women, esp. in the areas of taking penises' hot wads in her mouth.
Don't worry about making a commitment to her, she's just the queen of cream.
queen of cream by Wookiestick November 14, 2003

Creampie Queef

a new form of birth control, perfected by Eleanor Roosevelt, in which a female releases air through her snatch and sends the cum shooting out.
After I blew a load in my girlfriend she creampie queefed all over my chest.
Creampie Queef by 2004WMain December 19, 2008

The Queen's Cream 

To be very good. Similar to "the bee's knees".
That apple juice was the Queen's cream!

Cream Cheese Queen 

homos that love to be cumdumped by hung uncut guys with smegma.
A good cream cheese queen knows the taste of a good dick.
Cream Cheese Queen by phillyqueen September 2, 2012
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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