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queef bear

One who can best be described as a big fat pussy.
Girl: Damn!! Who the hell-- do you know that guy??
You: Oh its just queef bear.
Girl: Queef bear?
You: Yea its his nickname. Its cuz he is big, fat, and a pussy.
Girl: Ahhh thats so clever!! I wanna blow you!!
queef bear by Sin2199 May 8, 2010
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queer bear 

(n.) Although not used as what it means everytime but more likely and insult. This word is a derrogatory slang for being a hardcore fag derived from care bear. Another word for brokeback.
queer bear by xBrownxBoyx July 18, 2006

bear trap queen 

Antonym to trap queen.

A female who acts loyal to family and friends but is quick to stab them in the back.
She'll trick you into trusting her, drawing you in with a fake persona then snap on you like a bear trap.
I got my dick caught in a bear trap queen.
bear trap queen by zombitchin April 9, 2016

queer beard 

A man with so much detail into his beard that it becomes queerish in its own disign.
Look at shane's "Queer beard"!
queer beard by Cronomass November 4, 2017

queer beard 

Someone who you coauthor with who has a marginalized gender identity or sexual orientation (e.g. LGBT2Q+), in order to credibly discuss issues of gender as a cishet person. Could equally apply to people of marginalized racial identities (see race beard).
That guy only writes with so-and-so so he can talk about queer topics without being attacked, and get into those progressive journals! I would go as far to say he's using them as a queer beard...
queer beard by secretuser420 April 7, 2020

queer bears 

a way to say care bears in a way to show you hate them, and think the idea of care bears are gay.
hey dude/dudette, look at the kid and his queer bear!

queerbear 

(kweer-behr) n.
1. A male bear who enjoys sexual intercourse with other male bears.
2. A man who enjoys sexual intercourse with male bears.
3. An obviously gay teenager, who, though verbally denies his homosexuality, physically proves it by reading literature such as 'Singularity' and 'Wrestling World'.
'Look at Ron, with his hand under the table as he looks at the wrestling team oiling themselves up. What a queerbear.'
'Jeff must be rubbing honey upon his belly to attract that male bear. Queerbear.'
queerbear by Dr. Kamikaze September 16, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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