queef-beaver 

A smarmy little shit who thinks they're being funny, usually laughing at their own joke, when in fact their jokes are just dumb and annoying.

Bill: "Hey man, you get a haircut?"
Joe: "No, I got them ALL cut! hahahehaheheha"
Bill: "Don't be a fucking queef-beaver, Joe."

queef-beaver by DrDax December 11, 2012

beaner queef

a mexican vaginal fart

u fucking beaner queef

beaner queef by yxng niggah December 14, 2017

Queen Beaner 

The matriarch of a family of Mexicans.

The Queen Beaner passes down the tradition of making tortillas to her children.

Queen Beaner by The Mexican't March 29, 2011

queer beater 

a redneck or a bigot with a raging intolerance of homosexual men.

did you see that guy in the ford pickup truck? that guy is clearly a queer beater.

queer beater by Demiurge27 June 21, 2010

Beaner Quief 

When you are about to sneeze but it never comes out

A Beaner Quief is that feeling that you get right before you sneeze but you never sneeze and it lingers for a while

Beaner Quief by jfurdigg May 21, 2010