queaf
All right, who queafed??
queaf by The Grammar Nazi December 13, 2001
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queaf by kellen bellen watermelon November 19, 2003
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queaf
n. Sudden expulsion of gaseous emissions from the front bottom. Also known as "FBI", or "Front Bottom Issue". Characterised by a softer, lower frequency noise than a standard fart and generally composed of ordinary air which has become trapped. Not usually flammable unless there is something amiss "down there".
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queaf by Laquishafisha September 29, 2005
Queaf Whistle
An adjective describing an individual of the utmost repulsiveness due to their lack of respect for everyone and everything besides themselves and their own ideas, which are often flawed or simply incorrect. One who constantly talks about their experience and knowledge and has a better story for every dam topic under the sun but does not actually listen to anything you have to say. One who cannot see that everyone hates them and counts down the seconds until they leave, yet remain perturbed by the proverbial stench that lingers long after they are gone due to the useless verbal expulsion of air from their mouth.
Alternative definition: the high pitched tone that is emitted from a tightened vagina when entrained air is released. Commonly occurs in virgins or during intense kegal exercises.
Alternative definition: the high pitched tone that is emitted from a tightened vagina when entrained air is released. Commonly occurs in virgins or during intense kegal exercises.
"Dude that guy Nick is here again telling us how great he is" -
" Oh fuck I'm hiding from that queaf whistle! "
" Oh fuck I'm hiding from that queaf whistle! "
Queaf Whistle by Pseudonym 928 February 20, 2019
CROCODILE QUEAF
CROCODILE QUEAF by TNYELLELR December 2, 2016
sea queasy
a mild physical ailment closely related to the discomfort of the more well known sea sickness. The afflicted may be plagued by nausea, headache, and dizziness without vomiting; usually due to stubbornness. Cases are commonly found in the surrounding Baltimore and Inner Harbor area.
Sickler: "I don't vomit on boats or get sea sick I just get sea queasy..."
Larson: "You don't even know yourself!"
Larson: "You don't even know yourself!"
sea queasy by FiveStarFeaster December 18, 2012
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