n. The release of air from the vagina; a pussy-fart.
All right, who queafed??
by The Grammar Nazi December 13, 2001
A suculent, hurricane-like blast hailing from the vaginal area.
Lucille, that's the loudest queaf I've ever heard!
by kellen bellen watermelon November 19, 2003
n. Sudden expulsion of gaseous emissions from the front bottom. Also known as "FBI", or "Front Bottom Issue". Characterised by a softer, lower frequency noise than a standard fart and generally composed of ordinary air which has become trapped. Not usually flammable unless there is something amiss "down there".
Usage: "I enjoy a good queaf after dinner".
by Mikee D April 26, 2004
the release of gasses via vagina
Charlotte frequently queafs during Pilates class and therefore sets the studio on fire.
by Laquishafisha September 24, 2005
An adjective describing an individual of the utmost repulsiveness due to their lack of respect for everyone and everything besides themselves and their own ideas, which are often flawed or simply incorrect. One who constantly talks about their experience and knowledge and has a better story for every dam topic under the sun but does not actually listen to anything you have to say. One who cannot see that everyone hates them and counts down the seconds until they leave, yet remain perturbed by the proverbial stench that lingers long after they are gone due to the useless verbal expulsion of air from their mouth.

Alternative definition: the high pitched tone that is emitted from a tightened vagina when entrained air is released. Commonly occurs in virgins or during intense kegal exercises.
"Dude that guy Nick is here again telling us how great he is" -
" Oh fuck I'm hiding from that queaf whistle! "
by Pseudonym 928 February 20, 2019
The act of various females going into a room and blowing air through her vagina to see who makes the loudest noise.
by Paper2546 October 26, 2011