queaffer

A pussy farter, something retarded mother fuckers do all the time

-Hey you little queaffer im gonna kick your ass
-Johnny you queaffer that smeeled like shit and pussy

by ?23 May 13, 2005

Quaffer

One who drinks with a passion.

Otis used to be a big quaffer, but ever since he met that old lady, he has toned it down a notch.

by Craig Karp December 30, 2003

quaffer

A quaffer, pronounced alternately "kwaffer" or "quayfer", is an alternative word semen, but can only refer to semen when applied to a female face or ingested by a female in a sexual act.

A quaffer shot is the same thing as a cumshot.

Wow, that's a great quaffer shot!

by Orderite February 14, 2009

Quaffer

Arecently patented shot glass with a built in chaser

by Nikki October 6, 2003

Cunny-quaffer

A cunnilinguist who gobbles vaginas so cavernous that they suck the air from the eaters lungs, hence requiring the taking of deep breaths before feeding.

At the dog kennel, a tall, bearded, bald man - a known cunny-quaffer - stalked her, following her to her station wagon. Could he smell her?

by Alexander Putin November 10, 2003

jizz queffer

A real slut. The chick who fucks everyone secertly. She doesn't like train, she thinks she's classy BC she gives her puss a Mexican shower after each bang.typically bangs 4 dudes a night n all of them are in love with her is a true jizz queffer

Adj. Tonya is a total jizz queffer she fucked half Of the frat last night. N. That jizz queffer went n fucked my 6 brothers last night.

by Chazmowro January 3, 2017

Queafer

A follower, subscriber, or in any form a part of the "LeafyisHere" community, typically comprising of 12 year old kids before their tastes in humor or content has yet to develop. Queafers operate in an almost hive-mind mentality, requiring little individual brain power to think for themselves and instead only regurgitate the shit they ate up form their LeafyisQueer overlord like pesky flies, and then puke it everywhere. Their simplistic compositions have proven an amazing evolutionary adaptation to a lack of intelligence, with the only stimuli their mental processes required for entertainment are key words like, "lichrally," "fucking," and a one-sentence "joke" about getting something in the mail so as not to overwhelm them having to process too many words. He is a hero to his people, teaching them slowly and through repetition how to comprehend words stringed together to form a sentence and unlock the secrets to the most epic joke of all time: a pokemon in the mail. It is for these reasons and more that a Queafer will give it's meaningless wasted life to defend the honor of her majesty.

I'm lichrally a fucking queafer.

by NyanFlore February 9, 2017