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Quasimoto 

Alter ego of Madlib. High Pitched rapper on spaced out and stoned beats.
That new Quasimoto EP is the shit.
Quasimoto by flashermonkey April 11, 2005

quasimoto 

A producer/rapper who makes possibly the best beats in the rap industry. Using mellow jazz samples.
Quasimoto is stoned twunny-fo' yo.
quasimoto by Mussar' keshuh' October 14, 2005

Quasimoto 

Sexual act preformed with someone suffering from Kyphosis (Hunchback). Variation of the Quasimoto "Ringing the bell" in which anal beads are yanked out of a hunch back while simultaneously screaming sanctuary.
Chris Quasimoto-ed and "rang the bell" with that Hunch back that he met from the bar last night.
Quasimoto by That70sRabbit February 22, 2008

Quasimotoed

A verb, meaning "to have your face completely f***ed up in the mosh pit.
"Did you see that dude in the moshpit??"

"The guy with his eyebrow hanging below his cheek? That guy got totally quasimotoed."
Quasimotoed by Betterthanbeckley January 26, 2015

Quasimoto Chinaman

A sex position where the guy sits in a rolling office chair with his legs apart, the woman bends over in a doggie position. when he's inside her, she grabs his legs like rickshaw poles and hobbles around the office bent over; pulling him around with him trying not to fall out of her!
hey man where's bob?
Oh he's staying at work late with that intern. He's probably going to give her the Quasimoto Chinaman! doggie,office sex, rickshaw
Quasimoto Chinaman by bleach_dave October 18, 2015

quasimoto 

used as an adjective to describe a type of marijuana that looks like your average c+ weed but falls way short on the highe level.
Im still not high after three bong rips man, that there is some wack ass quasimoto!
quasimoto by piyox420andreev August 15, 2010
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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