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modern, cross-platform, distributed IRC client
Quassel IRC is a modern, cross-platform, distributed IRC client, meaning that one (or multiple) client(s) can attach to and detach from a central core -- much like the popular combination of screen and a text-based IRC client such as WeeChat, but graphical.
quassel by ceeram March 10, 2010
Words you can keep
Carl Wheezers way of saying the word "croissant." Can be used as an insult to a person. Name a more iconic duo, carl wheezer and a quassal. Carl Wheezer eats pussy the same way he eats the quassal. Look it up on youtube, "Carl Wheezer saying croissant." 🥐
You look like a well groomed quassal.
quassal by mightyhoe April 23, 2017
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Two Metallic covered pieces of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Man Dat is sujm Quasser cereal yo got dhere!
Quasser by Mr Miagi's clan March 21, 2009
When you are Drunk, High, Nic and on ADHD Meds. Under the influence of 4 different substances.
Gabi- "Dude I'm so quassed rn"
lexi and Sabrina- yo sameeeee
Quassed by gabsablex April 8, 2021
a name you call you bff that you are very close with.
'omg is that quassle over there?"
"whos quassle?"
"my adopted sister"
quassle by freaking_genius October 9, 2020

quissell 

This woman from Plymouth, who has a big mouth, but a small brain. It got shrunk in a microwave and she had to be institutionalized. Also, no one likes her. She smells like PAP and her face has hemmoroids all over it. I would rather eat barf that have to talk to her.
That woman is insane. She is a real quissell.

I just got quisselled.
quissell by quissell February 26, 2013
qussell - this is a word used more as a name of someone of high class or clout
Also the name of a famous youtuber.
Him: Yo have you heard of that dude qussell ?
Her: Yeah he just bought a $100 fish
qussell by fisharecool July 21, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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