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Two Metallic covered pieces of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Man Dat is sujm Quasser cereal yo got dhere!
Quasser by Mr Miagi's clan March 21, 2009
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A state of complete drunkenness; a more fervent form of wasted. It is often succeeded by a number on a 1-10 scale to
indicate the level of said quastedness.

History: It is derived from a series of typos which turned the statement "I am wasted!" into "I am qasted9" - the exclamation point was turned into a 9 during intoxication as a result of inordinate usage of the iphone touchpad keyboard. As a result, a 1-10 scale proceeds the word to indicate the level of drunkenness; 9 being anything short of being rushed to the hospital for alcohol poisioning. Over time, "qasted" was adapted to "quasted" to better conform to standard English rules.
Example 1: After chugging a bottle of Jose Cuervo, the man found himself locked in
a bathroom spewing projectile vomit on all four walls while clutching his cell phone in hand proudly texting his friend "I am quasted9" before completely blacking out.

Example 2:

Guy 1: You had sex with another dude last night? How drunk were you?
Guy 2: I was about quasted6, maybe quasted7.
Guy1: I'd have to be at least quasted9 to fuck another dude.
Quasted by Ziggy Zinfandel II October 13, 2008
Synonymous to Inebriated. When a individual, especially underaged, becomes excessively intoxicated as a result of the consumption of alcohol; namely beer, liquor or mixed drinks.
Fuck yes! My I.D. worked-T onight we are going to get quasted
quasted by Ellie Colley May 21, 2005
The light headed feeling or nicotine rush you get from smoking a cigarette
I'm felling pretty quashed after that fag.
Quashed by nxt. May 4, 2009
'Goddamn I was quashed the other night at that party'
Quashed by 4:20 July 30, 2005
modern, cross-platform, distributed IRC client
Quassel IRC is a modern, cross-platform, distributed IRC client, meaning that one (or multiple) client(s) can attach to and detach from a central core -- much like the popular combination of screen and a text-based IRC client such as WeeChat, but graphical.
quassel by ceeram March 10, 2010
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