quarts 

when you spell quartz wrongly

quarts is good
*quartz

quarts by the kundian May 21, 2023

Couple of quarts low 

Stupid, idiotic, dumb

Man, he is such an idoit! He must be running a couple of quarts low.

Couple of quarts low by nolaughingmatter May 23, 2010

gem and two quarts 

absolutely amazing individual or article thing. no question beyond a shadow of a doubt, the impressiveness of this certain specimen.

"this picture is a gem and two quarts!!"

"you're a gem, a gem and two quarts!"

gem and two quarts by MandyBoj January 8, 2009

Four quarts in a gallon

Jane holmes

Jane is four quarts in a gallon

Four quarts in a gallon by Yessqueenjane April 23, 2024

quarter cup 

When something isn't even done half a$$ed. The laziest effort. Usually followed by defense of their actions with a lame excuse or blame.

The student didn't bother to show up for class or do homework. When the test came, they just wrote "Too hard" on it and handed it in. Then they complained to the Dean about the teacher after they quarter cupped the whole semester.

quarter cup by Q-Cup November 30, 2013

quarter of deuce 

1. n. The time of the work day when you have 30 minutes left of work, and you prepare to spend the last 15 minutes on the clock taking a deuce.

2. n. Any poop taken while still on the clock.

There's a half our left on the clock. Where's Matt?

Oh, it's quarter of deuce. He's...busy.

quarter of deuce by picc285 September 9, 2019

Quartz, Parchment, Shears 

What we called "Rock, Paper, Scissors" back in the good ol' days.

The best way to settle a difference over a chair is a good old fashioned game of Quartz, Parchment, Shears.

Quartz, Parchment, Shears by MordoAndRigs October 29, 2012