nolaughingmatter's definitions

ding-boofus

When a guy acts like a complete moron

A guy who mistakes crazy glue for eye drops is an epic ding-boofus

by nolaughingmatter May 2, 2010

Ixna

Pig Latin for nix, to end

Ixna heta artypa! Opsca!!!

by nolaughingmatter May 2, 2010

SOL

Smooth Operating Lover

One thing you can say about my man is that he is a fucking SOL.

by nolaughingmatter May 2, 2010

SOL

Sort of Lucky

Even though I lost all of my money on the slots, I'm SOL that is was my dead uncle's money that I used.

by nolaughingmatter May 2, 2010

Moosed

While fucking your girl from behind place your thumbs on the back of her head and extend your fingers making moose antlers. Do this without her knowledge.

Last night I moosed my girl. She almost caught me.

by nolaughingmatter May 2, 2010

Flip Top Head

Someone who can eat large amounts of food at a rapid pace.

He must have a flip top head because he can shovel in that bowl of pasta.

by nolaughingmatter May 2, 2010

A couple fries short of a Happy Meal

Nuts, Crazy

That guy is making no sense at all. He must be a couple fries short of a Happy Meal

by nolaughingmatter May 23, 2010