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quarter of deuce 

1. n. The time of the work day when you have 30 minutes left of work, and you prepare to spend the last 15 minutes on the clock taking a deuce.

2. n. Any poop taken while still on the clock.
There's a half our left on the clock. Where's Matt?

Oh, it's quarter of deuce. He's...busy.
quarter of deuce by picc285 September 9, 2019

Quarter Ounce 

A quarter ounce, quarter, or q, is 7 grams of bud. Usually you can pick one up for $40-$60 dollars, depending on your plug, where you live, and the strain.
Bro, I was so zooted last night, I rolled up a double wide wood wit a quarter ounce.

Quarter Ounce 

A Quarter ounce is generally used to describe approximately 7 grams of cannabis as a slang term, also known as a 'dime bag' and is generally costing between $10-$25 dollars depending on where you live.
Henry knows a guy that knows a guy that sells quarter ounces for ten bucks !
Quarter Ounce by Moosealoose April 30, 2010

I dont give a quarter of a fuck 

When you care about something to the smallest extent and that you just want to get it over with.
Jenna, "Sushi or Burgers"
Max, "I don't care"
Jenna, "Ok we can go to In-N-Out"
Max, "I DONT GIVE A QUARTER OF A FUCK, I JUST WANT TO EAT"
Jenna, "Ok then lets go to, Guy Savo"
Max, "Oh shit not there"

quarter after one

A cult celebration ritual that takes place at 1:15 am, a gathering is held in which the participants do whippets while jamming out to "Need you Now" by Lady Antebellum.
Person 1: "Did you have any plans for quarter after one this evening?"
Person 2: "Hell yeah, I just bought three whipped cream canisters!"
Person 1: "It's gonna be the greatest one minute ever!"
quarter after one by 7oG3raPtor737 November 24, 2019

quarter shy (of a full roll) 

Adjective

Slightly odd due to brain issues
Eccentric
Slightly weird
Strange
"That guy is definitely a "quarter shy (of a full roll)"