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Sweetheart. Honest. Very outspoken. Life of the party. Low tolerance for bullshit. Territorial af
Quanda is so caring. I love having Quanda in my life.
Quanda by Ethannnnn November 23, 2021
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Amazing person, beautiful ,and loving to all. crazy ,and bipolar but will love u with everything in thier being. weed addict ,and crazy cute, great body ,and amazing in bed thier really freaky when thier comfortable with u with multiple personalities.
Thier go my baby quanda yall she so fine.
Quanda by Shaquandra mcwillams November 23, 2021
Kwa'anda

1. Used to describe people with a DMV phenotype

2. Highly offensive word used to describe someone as browbeaten and ugly
Did you see how long it took for that quanda to realize I was talking about her ?

Goofy ahh quanda reported me to the police

I run before the sun comes out so I can scare quanda by setting off firecrackers taped to their ring camera
Quanda by quiseQ September 22, 2023

smelly quanda 

Women with a very strong odor from the vaginal region. Usually makes you wanna run in fear, in the opposite direction.
As I was sittin next to this girl on the public transportation bus I smelled this odor. I searched every where to find where the smell was coming from. I think nothin of it and figured the smell was just the bus. The female that was 3 rows back moved into the seat across from me. As soon as I figured out it was her smelly quanda. I jumped off the bus 6 blocks to soon because its odor was so powerful.
smelly quanda by Perci and Spencer September 24, 2011

Quandivilous 

To act as though you were in a cartoon; to have the nature of an object or scene from a cartoon.
Sam dropped a piano on Ryan’s head and now all of Ryan’s teeth are piano keys. They’re such a quandivilous duo.
Quandivilous by UWundergradadmissions September 24, 2022

Quandle Dingle

bro looks like his name is quandle dingle

“what in the quandle dingle
Quandle Dingle by V0M1TING April 24, 2022

Quandale Dingle 

A Quandale Dingle is an advanced technique employed at the high school level of football in which a player of below average height but above average weight for a given position is given the football usually as part of a larger trick play. It is often employed in desperate game situations where the chances of winning are slim. The move was named after one of the greatest high school offensive guards of all time, Quandale Dingle, but its use in game scenarios is highly controversial as its overall effectiveness depends almost entirely on the motivation of the player with the ball. It has also lead to some high-profile career ending injuries, which is why its use has not been adopted at the college or NFL levels.
Football Player 1: (Looks to the sidelines) Oh no.
Football Player 2: What's wrong? What's the play call?
Football Player 1: Coach is calling for a Quandale Dingle.
Football Player 2: God be with us.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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