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To have reached the point of inebriation, through consumption of the substance of choice, where the feeling is of the 'perfect high', no more, no less.
Hey man, I'm quafed. It's sooo good!
Quafed by TigreArts November 20, 2010
Related Words
Quafed • quaked • Quafe • quaffed • Quafted • qualed • Quazed • quaded • quafebutter • Quafer

Al-Quaeda 

That on which I have been involved in numerous secret raids.
I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
Al-Quaeda by Divinity And Darwin September 6, 2019
The most popular softdrink in the Universe.

Quafe first appeared two centuries ago and, like so many soft drinks, was initially intended as a medicine for indigestion and tender stomachs. But the refreshing effects of the drink appealed to everyone and the drink quickly became hugely popular. This success of the Quafe Company, which has mostly come about in the last three decades or so, can be largely credited to one man: Poire Viladillet, the CEO of the Quafe Company for the past 35 years. Under his leadership the Quafe Company has propelled from being one of several leading soft drink manufacturers into a clear and undisputed supremacy.
Have a Quafe and smile...
That Quafe is goood...
Quafe by Gallente represenative October 27, 2004
when one is overly tired from masturbating
Yo, Why does Drew look so tired?

He's hella quazed
Quazed by jessay604 March 7, 2009
Quapedro means Quapedro.

(Kwa-ah-ped-ro)
"Quapedro? qua qua"
Quapedro by asukars. April 13, 2023
When a female queefs and busts at the same time
The sex was so good that my bitch quafted all over my long penis
Quafted by Mömmymïlkers69 June 17, 2021
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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