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Quafer

When your mate is an absolute flannel and misses a party to meet his girlfriend
You were such a Quafer on Saturday night
by Fluffy hedgehog November 22, 2018
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Quaker breakfast

The act of filling up a magnum condom with warm oatmeal and fucking it before lunch time.
Well I must say bro, that was the best quaker breakfast I've ever had.
by Ranchgirls December 4, 2020
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qualfer

Imprints left on skin from resting on a textured surface for an extended period of time.
I received immaculate qualfers from my grass after falling asleep on my lawn.
by Leofreund September 5, 2017
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A school where girls who have no self dignity go, along with lots of Kyles, and Beaus. The PDA is sickening and if you make a drug or suicide joke Mr. V will eat your ass.
“Hey you ever hear about that Quakertown Community High School?”
“Yeah, Rednecks threatened me while on their bikes with confederate flags.”
“Sounds like Quakertown.”
by Kidwithayeefer October 28, 2019
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Quafe

The most popular softdrink in the Universe.

Quafe first appeared two centuries ago and, like so many soft drinks, was initially intended as a medicine for indigestion and tender stomachs. But the refreshing effects of the drink appealed to everyone and the drink quickly became hugely popular. This success of the Quafe Company, which has mostly come about in the last three decades or so, can be largely credited to one man: Poire Viladillet, the CEO of the Quafe Company for the past 35 years. Under his leadership the Quafe Company has propelled from being one of several leading soft drink manufacturers into a clear and undisputed supremacy.
Have a Quafe and smile...
That Quafe is goood...
by Gallente represenative October 27, 2004
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Quaker Oats

The nourishing breakfast everybody needs in their life. Consume Quaker Oats and you will become nearly as omnipotent as the Quaker Oats man himself. Every oat, whether it be instant or cooked, is packed with the energy and stat points you need to succeed in life. Legend has it that the Quaker Oats man placed 3 godly stat points in each savory oat. Eat it with applesauce, with fish, or with pineapples- Quaker Oats is what you need for your steps toward omnipotence. The Quaker Oats Man is one of many gods, others including Gatis Kandis and Tongo. Shoutouts to them.
I'm look forward to tomorrow's heart-healthy breakfast of Quaker Oats!
by a nub November 8, 2018
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Quakertown

You know you are from Quakertown and its surrounding areas if; The best thing to do is go to Wal Mart on a Friday or Saturday night. You know exactly what Grida’s is and know its opening day and closing day. The back parking lot of the Regal is the best for doing donuts in. The car shows at Dairy Queen are always a big hit! You know that Haycock is an elementary school, and not some lame sexual innuendo You know exactly who Mario Galante is. The Milford soccer games were put on delay because of a cow being in the middle of the field. Dominick’s/ Giovanni’s/ Pizza Randa all have the best pizza in town. You have a really large feeling of disgust when you hear someone say they are from Pennridge. One word QMART! You know your screwed when there is traffic, not because of cars, but because of the slow ass tractor in front of you. Knowing that half the town worked/works at Friendly’s or Giant.
You got owned Quakertown style.
by pasted one July 16, 2008
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