Quackademic 

Portmanteau of 'quack' and 'academic'. A professor, scientist or other academic figure who, while qualified on paper, is in actuality full of shit.

"I'm sorry, you research what?"

"Homeopathy. It's actually very effective, you'll find."

"Oh...you're a quackademic. Fuck off then".

Quackademic by atomiczombiedinosaur September 12, 2016

quackademic 

An academic who has no real life work experience at what they do making them a fraudulent or ignorant pretender.

There is more than one quackademic "working" in Congress.

quackademic by International Giant October 9, 2013

Quackadelic 

Someone who likes Star Wars, has a massive peen, wears Hawaiian shirts and looks hot in them and also just doesn't care what people think.

Garry: SHeeeesh look at him, hes looking Quackadelic.
Samantha: He sure is.
*Garry and Samantha proceed to drool"

Quackadelic by Peenie Weenies June 26, 2021

quackaddict 

To be addict to duck hunting

My friend John is a quackaddict.

quackaddict by quackaddict247 June 26, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016