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quackfired 

A funny person who probably never fails at making you laugh but also a motherly figure
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quackfired 

the best person in the entire world, means beauty and love.
“who’s that?”
“oh just quackfired, the coolest person ever”
quackfired by That_nobody14 August 29, 2021

Quackmire 

quackmire (n): muddy edges of a duck pond
I enjoyed sitting on the edge of the bank and feeding the ducks. However, my feet soon got stuck in the quackmire.
Quackmire by ThinkOnIt July 29, 2005

Quickfire Kush

Quickfire Kush: the most intense ganja sesh going.

Quickfire Kush takes all the weed from your everyday sesh, and fits it into a small blaze.
Not only does this allow you to get high quickly before approaching important activities, but can also turn you into an extra chonged baked potato.

Extra useful when trying to blaze in time for 4:20

The after effects of some Quickfire Kush leave you in the perfect state to tackle any kind of event, e.g. :

Long Distance Treks

Trips to Tesco for munchies

Vegging on the sofa to some movies
"Fuck, Tescos closes in 15 minutes. Fancy a round of Quickfire Kush?"

"I can't be fucked to tidy the house shag, Quickfire Kush and get it done?"

"I'll be down in 5, just having a Quickfire Kush."
Quickfire Kush by Kush Daddy J-Dog September 20, 2016

Quackmire 

1. The horrible cacophony of sound produced by gaggles of liberals when emphasizing the negative aspects of the War on Terror.

2. The ceaseless focus by the liberal media on bad news from Iraq to the exclusion of reporting any good news. Also, the bogging-down of otherwise intelligent people subjected to this media onslaught.
I was in high spirits and looking forward to an exciting date and a night on the town until I turned on CNN, and became trapped in their quackmire of despair.
Quackmire by John McAloon October 29, 2003

Qualifired

Termination of employment for a minor or invented infraction due to fear from an immediate superior that they will be replaced by the person they are finding an excuse to terminate.
Bob just qualifired Mary for misusing company resources. All she did was use some tape to repair her management training manual. He'll bring the whole company down that way.
Qualifired by GloriousC May 4, 2011

Quickfire 

When an inexperienced man becomes aroused by something and promptly blows his load, i.e. creams his pants, sometimes still in his underwear. For some, the sight of Alex Steels can stimulate this response, for others,less stimulation is required, for example the experience of a girl sitting on one's knee or even a single pornographic image.
Here comes Joe 'Quickfire' Preston, better stand back incase he quickfires again all over us.
Quickfire by Dude May 13, 2005
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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