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quackboop 

quackboop is an amazing person you'll ever meet. Also, very hot. They are perfect, awesome, amazing. My favorite mutual ever.
someone random: "who is quackboop?"
me: "The most beautiful and perfect human being you'll ever meet. She makes the funniest tiktoks you'll ever see. They are the definition of beauty. My favorite mutual.
quackboop by Quackree July 5, 2021
Words you can keep

Quackcopadoodling 

When you use the DuckDuckGo private search engine to search for random terms and add the word ‘sex’ after it - making sure the safety filter is off.
Q: Scott, what did you do on the weekend?

A: I spent hours quackcopadoodling ‘boiled egg’ and got surprising yet unsurprising results. I’ll never look at a boiled egg the same way again!
Quackcopadoodling by T2dak March 24, 2019

quackbox 

Crazy person.

That nosey quackbox woman next door came over again today asking to borrow some bread.
The woman next door is a quackbox she came over and asked to borrow some bread today.
quackbox by muffinpuffer July 10, 2015

quackopractic 

A disparaging nickname for the practice of chiropractic, implying that it amounts to pseudo-medical quackery.
Let’s get out into rush hour traffic and facilitate a nice little fender-bender so we can get ourselves some quackopractic and cash-in from some unsuspecting old fart’s insurance company!
quackopractic by Dr Bunnygirl April 1, 2021

quackophony 

What happens when a bunch of quacks call other quacks quacks. The noise that results from a bunch of charlatans, delusionals, new agers or alt.medicine folks labelling others of the same ilk frauds and confidence tricksters, unlike themselves because they are the genuine and guaranteed real thing.
"Should see the quackophony that's online about liquid zeolite 'miracle' cancer cures."
quackophony by felch December 11, 2009

QuickBooks 

software that more often than not, doesn't work.
QuickBooks is fucking up again.
QuickBooks by )adnamA( April 13, 2010

QuickBooks 

An application for accounting which is the bane of my existance
Sam: The answer is C 100%
Teacher: the answer is A
Sam: God I hate QuickBooks
QuickBooks by 69 sublime January 11, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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