quackboop 

quackboop is an amazing person you'll ever meet. Also, very hot. They are perfect, awesome, amazing. My favorite mutual ever.

someone random: "who is quackboop?"
me: "The most beautiful and perfect human being you'll ever meet. She makes the funniest tiktoks you'll ever see. They are the definition of beauty. My favorite mutual.

quackboop by Quackree July 5, 2021

Quackcopadoodling 

When you use the DuckDuckGo private search engine to search for random terms and add the word ‘sex’ after it - making sure the safety filter is off.

Q: Scott, what did you do on the weekend?

A: I spent hours quackcopadoodling ‘boiled egg’ and got surprising yet unsurprising results. I’ll never look at a boiled egg the same way again!

Quackcopadoodling by T2dak March 24, 2019

quackbox 

Crazy person.

That nosey quackbox woman next door came over again today asking to borrow some bread.

The woman next door is a quackbox she came over and asked to borrow some bread today.

quackbox by muffinpuffer July 10, 2015

quackopractic 

A disparaging nickname for the practice of chiropractic, implying that it amounts to pseudo-medical quackery.

Let’s get out into rush hour traffic and facilitate a nice little fender-bender so we can get ourselves some quackopractic and cash-in from some unsuspecting old fart’s insurance company!

quackopractic by Dr Bunnygirl April 1, 2021

quackophony 

What happens when a bunch of quacks call other quacks quacks. The noise that results from a bunch of charlatans, delusionals, new agers or alt.medicine folks labelling others of the same ilk frauds and confidence tricksters, unlike themselves because they are the genuine and guaranteed real thing.

"Should see the quackophony that's online about liquid zeolite 'miracle' cancer cures."

quackophony by felch December 11, 2009

QuickBooks 

software that more often than not, doesn't work.

QuickBooks is fucking up again.

QuickBooks by )adnamA( April 13, 2010

QuickBooks 

An application for accounting which is the bane of my existance

Sam: The answer is C 100%
Teacher: the answer is A
Sam: God I hate QuickBooks

QuickBooks by 69 sublime January 11, 2021