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can you quack like a duck 

a graphic redneck video of a man shaking his junk and preaching about how he wants to fuck a girl in the but while she quacks like a duck
can you quack like a duck,

no man I'm not watching that video

can you quack like a duck 

The retching noise made when having deep throat oral sex.
"Can you quack like a duck?" I asked whilst unzipping my file with an evil gleam in my japs eye...

you little umbrella monkey quack sack 

World's best insult

By Phil Lester a.k.a. AmazingPhil
Asshole: bitch
Me: you little umbrella monkey quack sack
Asshole: what?

Me: *walks away like a boss*

Rub a quick one for you brudda 

The sentence is used when you beat off for your friend.
1. person : Damn no one probably beats of to me.
2. person : Hold on let me rub a quick one for you brudda.

By CowBoiBiscuitXD

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. 

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. which is a good messgae

You are a quick 

A dumbass bitch who don’t know shit and talk to much.
Your annoying as hell pussy, you are a quick.
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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