Laquisha was passed out - It took a lot of tequila to bring the big girl down. She was laying there on the floor and when he rolled her over she quaafed so hard it almost scared him sober.

Quaaf by AndyPants550 July 2, 2014

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quaaf

The smell emitted from one's mouth after they have burped.

Dude, that was the nastiest quaff i have ever smelled, what have you been eating? dog shit?

quaaf by the ludes January 28, 2004

Quamfy

The feeling of investing early in Quant Network.

I feel quamfy with my buys.

Quamfy by Overledger June 7, 2019

Gooch quarf

When a man farts from his gooch.

Dude, Jimmys dad totally had a massive gooch quarf at the dinner table last night.

Bro, did u just fart out your gooch, it fuckin smells

Gooch quarf by Poon dragon September 12, 2016

qualfer

Imprints left on skin from resting on a textured surface for an extended period of time.

I received immaculate qualfers from my grass after falling asleep on my lawn.

qualfer by Leofreund September 5, 2017

Quaaludinon

The drug of choice for all the conspiratorial fear mongering sycophants, Bible Pounding Ultra Right Wing Evangelical wingnuts, Pizzagate Child Sex Trafficking Cult freaks, and basement living Adderall zombies. Their brains have been melted by fear, and the dread of the unknown! And they are too simple minded to seek complicated answers to complicated questions.

Man them crazy Quaaludinon junkies stormed Congress the other day, and managed to killed 4 people!

Quaaludinon by Bruce's Other Slave January 26, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026