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Quaaf
Laquisha was passed out - It took a lot of tequila to bring the big girl down. She was laying there on the floor and when he rolled her over she quaafed so hard it almost scared him sober.
Quaaf by AndyPants550 July 2, 2014
Gooch quarf
Dude, Jimmys dad totally had a massive gooch quarf at the dinner table last night.
Bro, did u just fart out your gooch, it fuckin smells
Bro, did u just fart out your gooch, it fuckin smells
Gooch quarf by Poon dragon September 12, 2016
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Quaaludinon
The drug of choice for all the conspiratorial fear mongering sycophants, Bible Pounding Ultra Right Wing Evangelical wingnuts, Pizzagate Child Sex Trafficking Cult freaks, and basement living Adderall zombies. Their brains have been melted by fear, and the dread of the unknown! And they are too simple minded to seek complicated answers to complicated questions.
Quaaludinon by Bruce's Other Slave January 26, 2021
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026
Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026