Quaaf

A penis fart, like a queef.

I think I queefed.
Nah, you quaafed.

by Bcbxjx May 3, 2017

Quaaf

The noise made by the expulsion of air from between rolls of fat. Related to queef.
Quaaf(ed)

Laquisha was passed out - It took a lot of tequila to bring the big girl down. She was laying there on the floor and when he rolled her over she quaafed so hard it almost scared him sober.

by AndyPants550 July 2, 2014

quaaf

The smell emitted from one's mouth after they have burped.

Dude, that was the nastiest quaff i have ever smelled, what have you been eating? dog shit?

by the ludes January 28, 2004

Quamfy

The feeling of investing early in Quant Network.

I feel quamfy with my buys.

by Overledger June 7, 2019

Gooch quarf

When a man farts from his gooch.

Dude, Jimmys dad totally had a massive gooch quarf at the dinner table last night.

Bro, did u just fart out your gooch, it fuckin smells

by Poon dragon September 12, 2016

qualfer

Imprints left on skin from resting on a textured surface for an extended period of time.

I received immaculate qualfers from my grass after falling asleep on my lawn.

by Leofreund September 5, 2017

Quaaludinon

The drug of choice for all the conspiratorial fear mongering sycophants, Bible Pounding Ultra Right Wing Evangelical wingnuts, Pizzagate Child Sex Trafficking Cult freaks, and basement living Adderall zombies. Their brains have been melted by fear, and the dread of the unknown! And they are too simple minded to seek complicated answers to complicated questions.

Man them crazy Quaaludinon junkies stormed Congress the other day, and managed to killed 4 people!

by Bruce's Other Slave January 26, 2021