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when you alternate typing letters from the left and right sides of the keyboard and skip every other letter (different from qpwoeirutyw) but only type the first row of keys (your soul has long left this world from boredom and nothing remains to bind you to typing the remaining rows). such a combination of keys is only attained when one has reached such an unfathomable level of boredom that they are to start departing their mortal coil.

"qpeity. qpeity. qpeity. qpeity.", samuel typed into google over and over again as he struggled to remain conscious in history class

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qpeityworualdjgskfhzmcbxnv

when you're bored and have typed loads of random keyboard combinations and are getting desperate! SURELY THERE IS A NEW COMBINATION! SURELY I AM ORIGIONAL!
alas, you were wrong.

You derrive this combination by typing alternating letters from the outside inward in the top row (skipping every other letter) q,p,e,i,t,y then filling in the rest in the top row using the same pattern w,o,r,u,
continuing this for all three rows you get qpeityworualdjgskfhzmcbxnv.
Similar words include mzbcnxvlajdgkshfpqieytowur, zmcbxnvaldjgskfhqpeityworu, and pqieytowurlajdgkshfmzbcnxv

you are not clever or creative for di

Guy 1:Did you know qpeityworualdjgskfhzmcbxnv?
Guy 2: Ya we know
Guy 1: oh no i am not creative :(

qpeityworualdjgskfhzmcbxnv by cannadianeh August 30, 2020

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qpeityruwolajdgfhslzmcbvxn

A word for when you're so bored you decide to try and beat the dictionary but unfortunately, looks like i got to this word first

I'll try to beat the dictionary with qpeityruwolajdgfhslzmcbvxn!

qpeityruwolajdgfhslzmcbvxn by Cleggas March 22, 2021

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qpeityaldjgzmcb

When you are extreamely bored and decide to go from sides to middle up to down skipping every second letter

My god... Doing every possible combination is near to impossible! And they are all on Urban Dictionary! Even qpeityaldjgzmcb is here! HOW?

qpeityaldjgzmcb by reelordyeety May 22, 2018

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qpeityaldjgzmcbworuskfhxnv

A complex word that proves no one can truly be unique.

You:"MAN, no one has probably tried qpeityaldjgzmcbworuskfhxnv before!"

ME:"You are wrong you impudent bumbling fool, you were doomed to fail from the start."

qpeityaldjgzmcbworuskfhxnv by benigman March 18, 2021

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qpeityworualdjgkshfmzbcnxv

a really weird state of boredom you start at the tips of the qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm keyboard and skip one letter and then do the skipped letters

I was bored so I typed qpeityworualdjgkshfmzbcnxv on google

qpeityworualdjgkshfmzbcnxv by cyan spy November 6, 2020

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qpeityworualdjgkshfmzbcnxv

a really weird state of boredom you start at the tips of the qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm keyboard and skip one letter and then do the skipped letters

I was bored so I typed qpeityworualdjgkshfmzbcnxv on google

qpeityworualdjgkshfmzbcnxv by cyan spy November 6, 2020

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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