qont 

When your friend somehow fucking misspells won’t.

“No you qont”-Maddie

qont by JackoffEpstein24-7 November 21, 2020

Qontrol Group 

Americans who have refused to get the Covid vaccine because of brainwashing by Q. By doing so, they are acting as a control group in a uniquely American experiment, watched on by the rest of the world.

The Qontrol Group's high death rates helped the world to see the effectiveness of the covid vaccines

Qontrol Group by America is the bad place October 17, 2021

Qon’t 

When a retard misspells won’t

Retard types: I qon’t ne albe oto ytpe orf lonher

Non retard types: I can type that you are idiotic
Retard types: ayaAyAa

Qon’t by Mozambique 🇲🇿 January 18, 2020

qontrolshaojin 

Qontrolshaojins are a new race of creatures, who are often mistaken as human beings. They are formed when a child below the age of thirteen but equally mature. If a person develops an unhealthy obsession with animes and characters such as sasque (a variant of the famous Sasuke) and learns the concept of qontrolism -- which means being devoted to Halsey and sasque. Qontrolshaojin is derived from the word qontrol and qingshaojin, which means teenager. A qontrolshaojin is not a normal teenager, and needs to be treated with caution, and not be given a sharp blade, a fork or a spoon without keeping certain distance and defensive poses at the ready. A teenager can become a qontrolshaojin after turning 13, but they have to show extreme qontrol over the world. The first pureblood qontrolshaojin was a young girl, nice and sweet. If you are around the age of 13-15, you might attempt on being a qontrolshaojin. Best of luck!

"I AM A QONTROLSHAOJIN," said Anne, unwrapping her birthday presents.
"I have heard of a few cases of qontrolshaojins somewhere around Sasquera Street," the grocery shopworker said, wiping his brow.

qontrolshaojin by Subaku no Gaara September 6, 2021

Qonter 

A mix of the word queer and contrarian describes someone ambiguous who purposefully doesn't fit into specific categories, but angers surrounding people as a result. In a sense, it's a shortened version of the word contrarian, and a more politically correct word of queer. Plus, there's the hard R that everyone loves throwing around.

That's not the meta build, you stupid qonter.

You went vegan just to be an obnoxious qonter.

Qonter by Viporal February 20, 2022

Qontuetoor 

A type of animal that can cause harm by a single touch. It has deadly reactions in its body that can cause many illnesses. They can be found in areas with lots of pollution, Because they are born in random places. Since they surround dirty areas, they could harm you with bacteria. They are about 270 Qontuetoors left in the world.

Wow! I see a Qontuetoor.

Qontuetoor by OfficialYT December 11, 2022

Qontotono 

Qontotono is what you call someone who owns a farm with lots of sheep or pigs

that farmer over there is such a Qontotono

Qontotono by dizzycat August 2, 2024