13 definitions by Mozambique 🇲🇿

catdhsgaksfslsgsjsjzfsfzjxgzf

When people type cat on their computer and think of people who are so mean

Person: catdhsgaksfslsgsjsjzfsfzjxgzf I hate joe
Joe: catdhsgaksfslsgsjsjzfsfzjxgzf I hate person

by Mozambique 🇲🇿 January 18, 2020

Qon’t

When a retard misspells won’t

Retard types: I qon’t ne albe oto ytpe orf lonher

Non retard types: I can type that you are idiotic
Retard types: ayaAyAa

by Mozambique 🇲🇿 January 18, 2020

babies eating lemons

The cutest thing ever

I like babies eating lemons

by Mozambique 🇲🇿 January 18, 2020

Chips

How British people say french fries

Gordon Ramsay: but it’s fish and chips,
Chef: yes
Gordon Ramsay: Piss off, will ya, blimey

by Mozambique 🇲🇿 October 10, 2020

;(

A sad face with a tearful eye 👁

Bill: ;(
Jimmy: why are u ;(
Bill: My bunny won’t hug me

by Mozambique 🇲🇿 December 29, 2019

jimmy and joe

Two Gay people who are married and talk too much on the urban dictionary

Non gay guy at McDonald’s: have you ever seen Jimmy and Joe, Sarah?
Sarah: no
Jimmy and Joe: we are gayayayayayayAyayAYAYAayayaH

by Mozambique 🇲🇿 January 17, 2020

i cant find that FRICKIN EMOJI

When you can’t find that Netherlands flag emoji in your iPhone flags

Me: trying to find my own definitions
“I cant find that FRICKIN EMOJI

by Mozambique 🇲🇿 October 10, 2020