the ultimate survival tool

A stupid ass shovel that I don’t even know exists

The ultimate survival tool is so idiotic

by Mozambique 🇲🇿 January 17, 2020

🏳️ 🌈

The gay flag

Joe: I’m 🏳️ 🌈

by Mozambique 🇲🇿 January 23, 2020

;(

A sad face with a tearful eye 👁

Bill: ;(
Jimmy: why are u ;(
Bill: My bunny won’t hug me

by Mozambique 🇲🇿 December 30, 2019

babies eating lemons

The cutest thing ever

I like babies eating lemons

by Mozambique 🇲🇿 January 18, 2020

Qon’t

When a retard misspells won’t

Retard types: I qon’t ne albe oto ytpe orf lonher

Non retard types: I can type that you are idiotic
Retard types: ayaAyAa

by Mozambique 🇲🇿 January 18, 2020

jimmy and joe

Two Gay people who are married and talk too much on the urban dictionary

Non gay guy at McDonald’s: have you ever seen Jimmy and Joe, Sarah?
Sarah: no
Jimmy and Joe: we are gayayayayayayAyayAYAYAayayaH

by Mozambique 🇲🇿 January 17, 2020

yo mama so fat

Her blood type is Nutella

Yo mama so fat!!

by Mozambique 🇲🇿 October 10, 2020