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Qazxcvbnmklpoiuytrewsdfghj 

You’re bored. We get it. You’ve googled a bunch of the other weird keyboard combinations and have stumbled upon this one. But this is where you stop. I, probably like you, am procrastinating HARD right now. This is where we stop. Close the tab and start working. You’ll thank me later.
Stop googling “Qazxcvbnmklpoiuytrewsdfghj” and get back to work you procrastinator

qazxcvbnmlpoiuytrewsdfghjk 

You are bored, however smart enough to think outside the box. Most people will do something like:

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but you've decided to go around the edges of the keys and slowly press all the letters of the alphabet until you get to 'k.'
yOU ARE NOW MY FRIEND BECAUSE YOU ARE SMART EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT IN YOUR PRIME
Spaghetti Monster: tries using a computer for the first time. types "qazxcvbnmlpoiuytrewsdfghjk"

qazxcvbnmlpoiuytrewsdfghjk 

One of the many 26-letter "boredom words" commonly used when someone is bored and has access to a computer with an internet connection. After googling several possible letter combinations, the user will find one that lacks it's own entry in the urban dictionary, and will then proceed to make their own.

Pronunciation: Ka-zix-civ-bin-nam-lupy-oyt-trew-sid-fug-haj-ik
"For fuck's sakes, some asshat has already made a definition for 'qazxcvbnmlpoiuytrewsdfghjk' on the urban dictionary?"

Qazxcvbnmlpoiuytrewsdfghjkkjhgfdswertyuioplmnbvcxzaq

A word that you type into the search bar because you’re bored.
I can’t believe that if you type Qazxcvbnmlpoiuytrewsdfghjkkjhgfdswertyuioplmnbvcxzaq into the search bar something actually comes up.

qazxcvbnmklpoiuytrewsdfghj 

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ugh im so bored, fine, i promised myself i'd never do this. here we go, qazxcvbnmklpoiuytrewsdfghj.

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qazxcvbnmploiuytrewsdfghjk is a word of bordem
I'm bored. I'll type qazxcvbnmploiuytrewsdfghjk.