James

extremely large dick (which he has a 4 foot long armoured case for), abs and biceps; oh yeah dont forget the triceps. he is constantly followed by a cults-worth of women who stick to him like iron filings on a magnet. has loads of girlfiriends and they all know about each other but decide to share him because he is just too good to have on your own. enemies include: teddy of gaycurlyhairland, jake, lord of pigeons, joseph of the rabbits XDDDDD, eugene the saltsmith, daohui of ching chong and alex of glasses XDDDDD. most likely to invite to a dinner party: casey neistat, keemstar and ksi.
Hot Woman 1: Are you worshipping James tonight?
Hot Woman 2: Wouldn't miss it for the world
by reallycooljames October 17, 2020
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by reallycooljames January 12, 2021
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