4 definitions by welcome to flordia
Perr~er, no, Peter the platypus is a platypus, except with more vibrant colors and he's got blue fur.
He battles an evil, uh, (what is he a giraffe? look at his head~) he battles a giraffe named Doozlesquirt (I don't even know how to spell his name in the first place, so it's fine.) Doozlesquirt always seems to lose 'cause he feels the need to put a self-destruct button on everything due to his extreme lack of intelligence.
He battles an evil, uh, (what is he a giraffe? look at his head~) he battles a giraffe named Doozlesquirt (I don't even know how to spell his name in the first place, so it's fine.) Doozlesquirt always seems to lose 'cause he feels the need to put a self-destruct button on everything due to his extreme lack of intelligence.
Person 1:
"Perry!
He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action!
(Dooby dooby doo-bah)
(Dooby dooby doo-bah)
He's a furry little flatfoot,
Who'll never flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay!
He's got more than just mad skill,
Fe(Wah-ah-ah)
He's got a beaver tail and a bill,
Fe(ah-ah)
And the women swoon whenever they hear him say-a-a-ay"
Perry de Platypus: "rawr"
Person 2: drops to the ground
"Perry!
He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action!
(Dooby dooby doo-bah)
(Dooby dooby doo-bah)
He's a furry little flatfoot,
Who'll never flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay!
He's got more than just mad skill,
Fe(Wah-ah-ah)
He's got a beaver tail and a bill,
Fe(ah-ah)
And the women swoon whenever they hear him say-a-a-ay"
Perry de Platypus: "rawr"
Person 2: drops to the ground
by welcome to flordia December 23, 2019
A foople is known as the ever-famous dog-giraffe hybrid breed. It is only found in Flordia, where people don't ask questions and just focus on their chicken boxing (boxing chickens, and making chickens box).
The foople, on the outside, looks like a normal purebred golden retriever. However, it has a deadly sense of humor and will knock you down to the floor with countless ironic jokes until you inevitably tell it to stop.
When you do tell it to stop it will then extend it's neck out to about 50 feet. It will then wrap itself around you and take you back to its evil lair, of which it throws you into a black hole that it has created off of the pure happiness and no worry of the Floridians above ground, (its lair is underground. Think of it as Dexter's Laboratory).
The foople, on the outside, looks like a normal purebred golden retriever. However, it has a deadly sense of humor and will knock you down to the floor with countless ironic jokes until you inevitably tell it to stop.
When you do tell it to stop it will then extend it's neck out to about 50 feet. It will then wrap itself around you and take you back to its evil lair, of which it throws you into a black hole that it has created off of the pure happiness and no worry of the Floridians above ground, (its lair is underground. Think of it as Dexter's Laboratory).
(For more of a real effect, Florida names are showcased here).
Hannah Montana: "Hey look PHIL00_GAMERDUDE, it's a foople! We should be fine as long as we have no sense of humor!"
PHIL00_GAMERDUDE: "I... have a sense of humor."
Hannah Montana: "Well, see you in the black hole! I heard Roast-Beef is wrestling this big chicken, can't miss!"
Hannah Montana: "Hey look PHIL00_GAMERDUDE, it's a foople! We should be fine as long as we have no sense of humor!"
PHIL00_GAMERDUDE: "I... have a sense of humor."
Hannah Montana: "Well, see you in the black hole! I heard Roast-Beef is wrestling this big chicken, can't miss!"
by welcome to flordia December 23, 2019
Florida is most famous for its chicken-boxing. Chicken boxing is the act of boxing a chicken, and or making chickens box. If Florida residents box a chicken, looking at my stats, there is a 40% chance the Floridian will win as they are out of shape and 14% of that 40% lose because they broke the simple rule of 'don't eat the chicken.'
Florida is also known for the elaborate robber heists they pull. A man nearly escaped when robbing 'The Floridians Very Very Rich BANK.' When questioned, apparently the officers did not see him hide in a cardboard box when the police entered the building. In Florida, it is being named the most elaborate and high-tech epic heist of the Florida Century. (The Florida Century is, like, two months.)
Florida is also known for the elaborate robber heists they pull. A man nearly escaped when robbing 'The Floridians Very Very Rich BANK.' When questioned, apparently the officers did not see him hide in a cardboard box when the police entered the building. In Florida, it is being named the most elaborate and high-tech epic heist of the Florida Century. (The Florida Century is, like, two months.)
Person 1: Hey, you wanna go to Florida for a vacation?
Person 2: No, sorry, I chicken-box with my cousins in Alabama
Person 1: A-..ALABAMA?!
Person 2: No, sorry, I chicken-box with my cousins in Alabama
Person 1: A-..ALABAMA?!
by welcome to flordia December 24, 2019
You are bored, however smart enough to think outside the box. Most people will do something like:
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qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
but you've decided to go around the edges of the keys and slowly press all the letters of the alphabet until you get to 'k.'
yOU ARE NOW MY FRIEND BECAUSE YOU ARE SMART EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT IN YOUR PRIME
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qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
but you've decided to go around the edges of the keys and slowly press all the letters of the alphabet until you get to 'k.'
yOU ARE NOW MY FRIEND BECAUSE YOU ARE SMART EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT IN YOUR PRIME
by welcome to flordia December 23, 2019