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pay phones 

Phones that cost 50 cents to use & are out in public. They used to be 10 cents in the 70's & 5 cents in New Orleans.
When I used pay phones in the 70's, I was surprised that it only gave 3 minutes of talk time for 10 cents!
pay phones by Starchylde May 28, 2016
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(.Y.)pezones=.
pezones by nomzorz December 7, 2009

2 phones 

Basically a person who has 2 phones is a dope dealer.
Friend:Aye man why you got 2 phones? Dealer: One for the clients and one for the plug man.
2 phones by KC gangsta September 5, 2016

Flesh Ear-phones 

Flesh Ear-phones is a term used for when a woman is sitting on a mans' face during oral sex and her thighs surround his head, smothering sound like ear-phones do. Sometimes, this term is dramatized by saying that the oral sex lasted for so long that the person giving it is for a long time unable to hear.
Perry: " Dude have you been listening to me?!"
Frank: " Sorry man, I went down on Judy last night and I got flesh ear-phones"
Flesh Ear-phones by Frankietown October 24, 2009

i got 2 phones

used by little bitch boys to express their irritation at certain videos. usually on lgbt or feminist videos because they hate anyone who isn't a cishet man
random woman on tiktok: i just want men to take us seriously
the most boring man to ever walk the earth: i got 2 phones
i got 2 phones by dannydevitoreal September 8, 2023
a relationship that has not gone past the phone conversation level.
We have to get out of this phoneship and really date.
phoneship by mp3651 March 1, 2010
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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