Could you hold me through the night? Put your lips all over mine saltyface when I start crying, could you be my first time? Eat me up like apple pie make me not wanna die love me rough and let me fly get me up yeah get me high tie me down don’t leave my side don’t be a waste of my time
a term used to describe somebody engaging in really edgy behavior, typically in relation to bomb threats or arson jokes. This term should be used to discourage edgy jokes or actions, as Pylant was not a very good man. Bonus points if the recipient is gay or Canadian.
if they continue, or actually go through with one of their jokes, then you should probably find a new friend.
P1: Heh, I'm gonna call in a bomb threat to the school.
P2: Come on, dude, you're pulling a Pylant. You're above edgy jokes.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.