pwest

Pwest is a term to describe someone who is quite smart but does silly things, often at their own expense.

By snatching for that pen you actually knocked your full glass of beer all over the table and smashed it on the floor. Good one Pwest.

Those straps on your golf cart are to stop the bag from falling off onto the ground. When you refuse to do them up your bag falls off onto the ground.
You silly Pwest.

by Pwesticles October 9, 2007

Phestigious

An adjective used to express a strong emotion or feeling towards something or someone, usually that of love or hate. Originally coined by Peter Griffin of Family Guy.

I saw Kim walking down the hall today and remembered how phestigious she really is, what a whore!

Lynn is so phestigious!

by tinabelle11 June 2, 2010

pest friend

Like a bestfriend but all they do is annoy you & and are very hard to get rid of. Unfortunately bug spray will not work on these large beasties.

I'm sure we've all proberly had one of these....Pest friends, or stil do?AAAAahhgGGGRRhhrr. I got a call from my pest friend... to chew my ear off.

by wibblewobblewobble October 16, 2008

Pesti Stomach

When one wakes up in the morning with extreme nausea and stomach cramps caused by ripping fake carts the day before.

Person 1: Dude, I’ve been dry heaving all morning and I have no Idea why.

Person 2: It’s probably Pesti Stomach from that fake ass cart you’ve been ripping.

by sr7777 June 19, 2019

Besto Pesto

A Besto Pesto is someone who is your best friend in the whole world. You will do anything dumb with them, bully them relentlessly, but love them unconditionally. They stick with you everywhere you go and never leave your side. You are Besto Pestos with them even if you aren't together for a little bit. Unlike best friends, you only get one Besto Pesto in your life. Choose wisely.

"You're my Besto Pesto. Even though I'm mad at you, I'll love you forever."

by Bill Brian November 13, 2019

peste

Spanish word for "bad smell", or "bad odor".

Wow! Who farted in here? What peste!!!

or

Person A: "Te cagaste?"
Person B: "Si. Por que?"
Person A: "Por que ay una peste a mierda en esta casa.."

by adrian1082 August 23, 2009

Pestulous

Pestulous -
Note: This term most often applies to kids and the perplexing things they do.
1. The act of being a real pest.
2. Considerably more annoying than usual.

Usage -
"You kids are being especially pestulous today."

by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) July 27, 2018