Pestard

Retard and a pest blended together, calling them a retard and a pest at the same time.

Guy1: ayy I support obama care
Guy2: You're a pestard.

by FR34KY August 3, 2019

pestard

A random fucking pest and a fucking retard merged together. Basically, if you call someone a "pestard" you're ravagely a fucking pest, which is disgraceful and a fucking retard at the same time. By far a pestard.

Guy1: You're a pestard
Guy2: What is that?
Guy1: A ravagely a fucking pest and a tard.

by FR34KY February 3, 2019

PESTARD

Originally used as a food name, but now used as an insult. Calling that person a pest and a retard. Determining them as a disgrace by term.

guy1: i love being a disgrace around the street cuh
guy2: how so?
guy1: caus i love seekin attention and trouble cuh
guy2: You're a pestard.

by FR34KY June 19, 2019

Obramboslovska petarda

A ritual dating back to Ancient Greece, commemorating the union between Ares, the god of war, 4 brave greek wariors and Aphrodite, the goddes of love.

The ritual consists of sexual intercorse between 2 parties. In the first party a group of 5 (male) Defnsive studies students (which are direct descendants of brave greek warriors), and a female volunteer who has the honor to partake in such a famous tradition.

They performed an obramboslovska petarda.
The Obramboslovska petarda was a real success.

by nakrovu November 8, 2018

petard

a device contrived to hurt another person; boobytrap; an explosive contraption used in warfare to blow in a door or form a breach in a wall.

to "hoist by one's own petard" means you have been hurt or caught by the very device that you intended to hurt someone else. This phrase is often used mockingly, as if to say that you stepped in your own mess.

by Dr. Dave January 7, 2004

Pertarded

A person who is pertard is at the entry level of retardedness. They may say and do dumb things but are not at the stage of drooling or window licking.

Look at that pertarded Dickhead Tyson. Won't be long until he's drooling and licking windows.

by Tony Balony the Phony March 25, 2019

Petardy

Someone who is extremely dumb and, or has made a bad decision.

Getting extremely drunk last night was a very petardy thing for us to do!

by Loranne May 20, 2009