putting on
putting on by Kid mesrine October 9, 2016
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Putting on my joker face
motorboating a woman's crotch while earning your red wings in order to get red all over your lips and cheeks so you look like Heath Ledgers joker
woman- ooh baby that feels good...what what are you doing?
man- (raising his head) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA putting on my joker face
man- (raising his head) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA putting on my joker face
Putting on my joker face by countmonster May 17, 2009
putting on the lipstick
The special occasion when one menstruating beaver eater scissors with a non-menstruating kitty puncher leaving a nice red gloss on her meat curtains.
Desiree: I'm home early!
Brittany: Already?
Desiree: I'm horny as fuck, and flowing heavy! You feel like putting on the lipstick?
Brittany: Oh my god! I love feeling your crimson hot sauce on my rat bologna!
Desiree: I've got the shoehorn in case of hydro-lock!
Brittany: Already?
Desiree: I'm horny as fuck, and flowing heavy! You feel like putting on the lipstick?
Brittany: Oh my god! I love feeling your crimson hot sauce on my rat bologna!
Desiree: I've got the shoehorn in case of hydro-lock!
putting on the lipstick by Horst Nordfunk May 4, 2016
putting on the ritz
(on the phone)
Ashley: Hey girlll, cant wait to see you!!! In four days we will be putting on the ritz!
Jocelyn: Yeah, it's going to be bangin. Miss you.
Ashley: Hey girlll, cant wait to see you!!! In four days we will be putting on the ritz!
Jocelyn: Yeah, it's going to be bangin. Miss you.
putting on the ritz by ViewFromTheTop April 29, 2008
Putting On A Clinic
1) To excel competitively in an area or sport of some sort. Especially in convincing fashion. Also, going so far as to to rub it in the face of opposition that they are being completely out played.
2) To completely embarass an opponent in competition. As if you are using your skill to punish, and not being humble at all.
2) To completely embarass an opponent in competition. As if you are using your skill to punish, and not being humble at all.
Quincy: Damn Smalls. You really don't give a fuck who girl you taking anymore!
John: Ha yeah Tune I'm putting on a clinic in taking other niggas bitches.
John: Ha yeah Tune I'm putting on a clinic in taking other niggas bitches.
Putting On A Clinic by King Quincy November 22, 2011
Putting on the Dog
Angela was really putting on the dog at last night's cocktail party. Little did those people realize she's just a humdrum accounting clerk.
Putting on the Dog by CheetahCats April 11, 2010
Putting on the Sheen
Major 3 day blowout party action and preparation with all the necessary supplies, in keeping with our namesake Charlie.
The guys in 3C are putting on the Sheen tonight! Did you see all the booze they just took up? Booze?? What about those women! Holy Crap!!
Putting on the Sheen by Crazy Eddward March 17, 2011
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