putterlik 

A putterlik is one who licks putters. Licking putters is crucial to the survival of this beautiful creature. Once one starts licking, there is no stopping a putterlik, unless you cut off it's head. Do not approach a putterlik from behind, unless gone unnoticed, for putterliks are vicious creatures with cat-like reflexes, and will rip your head off in one swipe. Putterliks are known to be highly venemous creatures, and there is no known anti- venom available. So don't fuck with a putterlik, or you will die.

"Did you see that putterlik licking joel's putter last night? I wouldn't want to fuck with that putterlik!"

putterlik by holly hellcat October 25, 2011

puttering around 

To busy oneself around the homestead pretending to look busy. Bam. Suck it ryan. It's here now.

AKA to pick up small items, clean already clean areas, etc...

She was puttering around the house on a lazy Sunday not sure what to do with herself.

puttering around by Toomanycatpeople April 6, 2016

Putterfield's

A name for the downmarket UK supermarket chain Somerfield, due to it's popularity with old putters

"I'll pop down to Putterfield's for some booze"

Putterfield's by DanEvans April 6, 2010

puterlich 

Bad or fake drugs deceptively sold as being high quality. A light brown or tan substance resembling baby shit sold as cannabis or hashish.

That hash you sold me was puterlich.

puterlich by Wichita G-Man April 24, 2019