putterfoot

slooooow poke, moving forward so slowly you are actually moving backwards, putt-putting along, for someone cool it can be thought of as sauntering

father with teen daughter walking into Lowes: so much to buy, so little time!

teen daughter is so far behind, she is still at home

father: PUTTERFOOT!

by hbhb June 1, 2010

Puttentooter

A term for the female vagina. Inspired by the way people talk in the south.

Your puttentooter is stinky

by T Rizzo April 6, 2008

butterfooted

When playing a platformer game your character slips into an area not desired.

"MARIO.... you butterfooted faggot... you fell straight into the fucking hole!!!"

by mariodeath October 15, 2009

butterfooter

When a male partner licks butter (peanut, regular, almond, truffle, etc.) out of a female counterpart's ear, while she smears butter (peanut, regular, almond, truffle, etc.) all over his penis, then proceeds to give him a foot job (a hand job, but with feet) with that butter.

"Oh my god, Becky gave me the BEST butterfooter of my entire life last night, I was completely amazed by 'what dat foot do.'"

"Do you mind if I hit up Becky? Heard her butterfooter game was a 10."

by Brybread December 29, 2016