putin'd 

The Russian act of passing gas or shitting on the pillow of another individual in the hope that they will wake up with conjunctafunk (pink eye).

Sergei: "You fucking bitch Olga I've got the conjunktafunk in both eyes!"
Olga: "That's what you get for enjoying all of that Russian vodka and having sex with the multiple prostitutes in the refrigerator boxes by the Kremlin!"
Sergei: "You putin'd me! You shit on my pillow for 4 hours straight!"
Olga: "Go to Siberia!"(the american version of saying go to hell!)

putin'd by Steven Sinski February 11, 2014

Putin'd 

Fooled by Putin

Oh no! Putin secretly stole my cookie! I have been Putin'd!

Putin'd by Pink Putin April 28, 2017

Putin dickrider 

A person from a Western country who admires and praises Russian President Vladimir Putin.

Bob: There Trump goes again, praising Putin.
Joe: What a Putin dickrider!

Putin dickrider by bluesmurf420 October 18, 2016

Putin Dick 

An outrageous and over-exaggerated sense of projected toxic-masculinity, usually manifesting itself in claims of enormous sexual or military prowess, exhibited in a vain attempt to disguise overwhelming feelings of weakness and inadequacy in the sufferer.
In the context of sexual prowess, the 12-inch steel-hard phallus claimed by the sufferer of 'Putin Dick' actually turns out to be 2cm long and suffers from premature-ejaculation, which can only be recovered after 6 to 7 days, as opposed to the normal 5 to 20 minutes range, and must be accompanied with prolonged conversation and hugging.
For the context of military prowess, see above.

"Wow, after Putin invaded Ukraine, it's now completely obvious to the entire world that he suffers from 'Putin Dick'"

Putin Dick by markb134718 February 28, 2022

have you heard what putin did yesterday? 

a sentence used for the trolling

person1: hey, have you heard what putin did yesterday?
person2: I dunno, what did he do?
person1: PUTIN DEEZ NUTS ON YO MOUTH HAHAHAHAHAHAH

have you heard what putin did yesterday? by nike kicks June 8, 2022

maudit fils d'un putain 

French for "damn son of a whore". Used to denote heavy disdain for someone.

Jean a volé mon liqueur! Je déteste cette maudit fils d'un putain!
Translation: John stole my booze! I hate that damn son of a whore!

maudit fils d'un putain by serialEmbracist October 11, 2016

Damn tootin Vladmir Putin

To strongly agree with a statement

Person 1 - "Do you think that Deadpool is the best movie of 2016?"
Person 2 - "Damn Tootin Vladmir Putin"

Damn tootin Vladmir Putin by Nickster27 July 9, 2016