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pussyfree 

adj.

To be free from both the pain of pursuing and the pleasure of successfully acquiring pussy.

At minimum, this means no fucking pussy, but is often expanded to include no touching pussy, no tasting pussy, no seeing pussy, no surrogate pussy, no non platonic contact with females, and/or no viewing female nudity.

Benefits of being free from pussy

1. Freedom from rejection
Pain from rejection, fear of rejection, and a history of rejection combine to form a certainty of rejection in some socially awkward introverts. Since he cannot approach a women with any confidence or optimism, he finds comfort in giving up the chase and focusing his energy on other pursuits.

2. Freedom from disappointing women
When a male has a small penis, erectile dysfunction, premature ejaculation, and/or other penile problems, he often feels awful for failing to satisfy his partner. It's a relief to know he will never again subject a woman to his sexual inadequacies nor feel the accompanying guilt, shame, and humiliation.

3. Freedom from undeserved pleasure
It is common for a submissive masochistic male with an inferiority complex (sissy, cuckold, v-cel, etc.) to think all pussy is pinnacle pussy for him. He finds erotic fulfillment in the belief that he is unworthy of either the mental or the physical pleasure pussy provides to superior men.
Since Mike developed a porn addiction due to constantly being rejected by females, his female therapist suggested he stop bothering females in real life, stop looking at nude females online, and declare himself pussyfree for life.
pussyfree by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 11, 2021

Pisscore 

(n) Style of music pioneered by internet musician / pretty cool lady Hrmnzr AKA Paige AKA PISS SPEARS. Features VOCALOID sampling, heavy VOCALOID sampling, and sampling of various VOCALOID tracks.
One time I listened to pisscore.
Pisscore by wefywiqiby July 15, 2013

pussivore 

Any of various predatory, pussy-eating mammals of the order Pussivora, including bros, legends, bears, frat stars, hyenas, and spring break all stars. Pussivores eat pussy and only pussy, and great care should be taken when bringing your bitch around one of these creatures. Pussivores hook regularly, often with a-squad dime pieces.
'Bro, that legend looks like he chows dime box on a daily basis.'
'Yea, he's a Pussivore.'
pussivore by thelegend69 April 3, 2009

pussybreather 

That pussybreather is so annoying
pussybreather by arcphanum October 17, 2020

Pussychrist 

A slang term mainly used by atheists, satanists or those who don't respect religion. It is used to degrade another person that is basically either a god freak or a pussy in general. Can be used as an improper adverb to describe an action or an adjective to describe a person as described above. Can be used to replace gay or fag.
"Dude, you never laugh at any Jesus jokes, you're such a fucking pussychrist."

"Wow, the way you do that is so pussychrist.. Just stop fag."
Pussychrist by Fuckman Kushgod November 22, 2013

pussyhole 

a guy who does not behave like a man.
back of yuh raasclat pussyhole or mi a go bloodclat kill yuh!
pussyhole by pussyfinder July 25, 2003