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pussy wank 

When a gorgeously fit woman with lusciously strong thighs straddles a man lying down on the floor and touching him with nothing but her hot, wet pussy, wanks his cock until he cums.
The housewife where I was working straddled my cock and gave me an awesome pussy wank.
pussy wank by Ybot66 January 24, 2008
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Pissy Wank 

When you do not empty your bladder before you wank and piss comes out instead of sperm.
I thought that I was going to blow my load to V Ron but instead I had a pissy wank!
Pissy Wank by RaGiNgFaNg January 15, 2009

pussy wanker 

Some bitch who dosent do stuff with girls instead just beats his meat allll day
Dude chris patton is the biggest PUSSY WANKER!!
pussy wanker by Jon Murray May 13, 2005

pussy wanker 

A pussy wanker is someone that is a total pussy when it comes to going out with girls, and instead wacks off all day alone.
Dude, John is a pussy wanker.
pussy wanker by Allen March 8, 2004

Pussywank 

The act of getting a wank but instead of it being with somebody's hand, its off a pussy. In other words sexual intercourse.
Can be also used to describe a person or just a thing you can say whenever you feel like it
I'm horny as fuck scan, I'd fucking love a pussywank.
Ah fuck lad, thats a pussywank

pusswank 

Verb
1. Masturbate as a female

Adjective
2. One who is both a pussy and a wanker
1. Shirley is about to pusswank, wanna watch?

2. Wow, Andrew is such a fucking pusswank.
pusswank by XxDoRiTOLoRD360xX February 10, 2015

pussywinkle 

A person who is homosexual and afraid of everything.
Dude, stop being such a pussywinkle. You're gonna have to skydive eventually, and the ass-pounding thing has got to stop.
pussywinkle by jenou April 19, 2007
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