Patton

Is everyone's dad, and we are all his kiddos. Is the purest person to exist. Loves cats despite being allergic. Also dogs. Lots of dogs. Always trying to make everyone happy. Lots of dad jokes

Patton: "You deserve a 'Pat on' the back for that one!"
Logan:"Did you just make a pun on your name?"

by Iznightwing March 5, 2019

Patton

Patton is a nice boy with a big heart, and lots of love for all of his friends. He's a goofball, who likes to joke around, and make cute puns. Patton usually loves cats, and dogs. He constantly tries to cheer people up. His smile will light up and entire room. He is very honest, and if you're lucky enough to have Patton as a friend, you will be greeted with ever-lasting kindness!

Person 1- Hey, did you see Patton today?
Person 2- Yeah. He's giving out hugs!

by BuggySweetheart888 June 14, 2018

Patton

The best boi
He’s like my dad, you know?
Just listen

If you meet a Patton, cherish them cause they are like the sweetest people ever.

Patton is so adorable, I just wanna hug him!

by ILikePattonSanders September 10, 2018

Patton

A fairly common last name with Scotch-Irish origins literally meaning "the superior family." People with this last name were revered endlessly and praised as "the smartest, most attractive, and most popular" in any group.

"Have you met that kid John? He's so cool you would think he was a Patton."
"He is!"

by JTP3XP December 3, 2007

Patton

A little bick that doesn't stfu and is hella selfish

"Bro that girl over their is hella rude"

"Must be a Patton"

by Maisonisgay69420 September 14, 2019

Patton

Cool guy, friends with everyone and likes to study Zodiac signs. Doesn't like too many competitive sports but is athletic and is better then any kolby.

Patton: Whats up

Gary: Nutin*
Patton: CHICKEN BUTT!

by DIS MANS G February 23, 2021

Patton

Patton is the most loyal boy you will ever meet. He is popular among all his friends and everyone considers him their best friend. Pattons are usually blond, and personified as a golden retriever. If they’re not blond, their personality is most definitely a golden retriever. They may have been hurt and are scared to open up, so they may be shy around new people. But should you ever find yourself a Patton, make sure to have deep conversations with him, for that is the way to his heart. Should you ever find a Patton, hold onto him, don’t you ever let him slip away.

1: hey who’s that guy?

2: oh that’s Patton
1: which is who??
2: the most popular, kindest boy around….(he’s also super cute)
1: broooo!!

by chickenherder August 3, 2022