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push your pussy to the left 

A way of telling someone to stop their bitching & take control of their life!

pussy to text ratio 

This is a ratio applied to certain bros that have a very significant texting relationship with a certain chick. A low pussy to text ratio would imply that this bro is not getting the amount of pussy that he deserves based on the amount of meaningless text conversations he has with said chick.

Pussy to text ratio = amount of pussy / amount of mind-numbing texts
Sean: Dude, what the hell. You've been textin that chick like its your job. How have you not shown her your snake yet?

Jake: I don't wanna talk about it man.

Sean: Your pussy to text ratio is lower than my grandpa's balls, and those balls are very low.
pussy to text ratio by chelseafc October 1, 2010

ass to pussy 

The sexual act whereby anal sex is immediately followed by vaginal sex without any hygienic measures taken inbetween.
I was watching a porn where this girl was willing to perform ass to pussy sex.
ass to pussy by mrcomputerwiz August 9, 2006

Pussy to the Wind 

It's like the phrase "Man up" except not sexist
"Come on, don't be scared, ask him out! Pussy to the wind!"

Pussy To Prison Pipeline 

The path all simps eventually take when they are desperate, broke, stupid and horny enough to be manipulated by queens into fighting somebody or committing crimes for pussy they never get. Beating up an ex, a side piece, stealing cars to take her places, robbing Luis Vuitton to put clothes on her, stealing another simp's loot, running scams, drugs, whatever hustle it takes to stay on her hamster wheel of pussy.
Yo I'm doing time for dat bitch! She's my queen! Ima hit that ass when I get out tho! The pussy to prison pipeline is a round trip ticket bruh!

pussy to dick ratio 

The ratio of women to men at an event.
Jose: Whats the pussy to dick ratio at the mall?

Rob: Not good man, its 1:4.

Jose: Ahh fuck that, I'll chill at the crib instead, wanna smoke a L?
pussy to dick ratio by Yoshe January 4, 2009