pussy tap

1. Sex life 2. The equivalent amount of how much a person or group of person is getting laid. Pussy referring of course to the woman's reproductive organ, derived from to common expression "getting pussy" (getting laid).

1. Hey Steve, how's the pussy tap?
Not bad, I'm getting more pussy than Charlie Sheen!
2. Ever since I came back from Japan the pussy tap has really run dry.

pussy tap by http://kawama.tzo.com:1023/ December 28, 2007

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Pussy-on-tap

Role of wife, girlfriend, live-in etc ..

I have no need to go to the bar, I can stay home, I have pussy-on-tap.

Pussy-on-tap by Wrongholerodeo yee haw July 7, 2025

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The Pussy Tape

Popular slang name for the widely viewed Access Hollywood Tape in which the 45th POTUS shamelessly brags about grabbing women’s pussies whenever he wants to because of his own wealth and fame.

Sure I’ve seen the Pussy Tape, innumerable times, and E. Jean Carroll has finally succeeded in forcing this lying old scumbag to have to pay to play.

The Pussy Tape by Dr Bunnygirl May 9, 2023

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tap some puss

Putting your penis into a womans vagina.

Hey Fred, are you ready to tap some puss with me tonight?

tap some puss by Woom February 19, 2011

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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