pussy pastry
pussy pastry by silt daddy May 27, 2006
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pastry pussy
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Pantry Pussy
A term referring to a female sexual partner so obese in body mass that her primary function being served to the male partner is to use the fat rolls in her abdomen as literal shelves for food storage
Me getting back home from a long exhausting day at work: mmmm I can't wait to finish last night's leftovers
Me finding out my house as been robbed upon arrival: yo someone's been all in my shit! They cleared out the fridge and all the fucking cupboards!
Nobody:
Literally not a single soul:
Also me nonchalantly: well I guess it's time to hit up the pantry pussy and have her come thru so I don't go hungry tonight 🤷 ♂️
Me finding out my house as been robbed upon arrival: yo someone's been all in my shit! They cleared out the fridge and all the fucking cupboards!
Nobody:
Literally not a single soul:
Also me nonchalantly: well I guess it's time to hit up the pantry pussy and have her come thru so I don't go hungry tonight 🤷 ♂️
Pantry Pussy by Daddy's Patties November 9, 2019
Pissy Pasty
Greg: You know that laura tart, i gave her a right pissy pasty last night, she wont be sleeping with me again!
Pissy Pasty by The-Pissed-Piper June 10, 2009
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