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Pussy on the chainwax
Originally cited in the eponymous Key and Peele sketch, it means "to handle with efficiency and skill more than equal to a given challenge creating a much improved situation esp. while causing discomfort and humiliation to individuals obstructing such improvements".
The likely etymology being that waxing a pussy (singular) would merely require wax (and patience). If one were to create a device capable of waxing pussies (multiple) in chained succession, then surely to use such a device on a single pussy would create several effects: 1. the pussy in question would be quickly, effectively and likely painfully waxed (thus improving the situation vis-a-vis 70s bush) 2. Those who might have obstructed such an endeavor would be soundly defeated and publicly humiliated
The likely etymology being that waxing a pussy (singular) would merely require wax (and patience). If one were to create a device capable of waxing pussies (multiple) in chained succession, then surely to use such a device on a single pussy would create several effects: 1. the pussy in question would be quickly, effectively and likely painfully waxed (thus improving the situation vis-a-vis 70s bush) 2. Those who might have obstructed such an endeavor would be soundly defeated and publicly humiliated
A:"You take care of that shit?"
B:"Yo, I put that pussy on the chainwax, son!
C:"Motherf@ckers keep trippin' up in this bitch, and I'ma have to put that pussy on the chainwax!"
B:"Yo, I put that pussy on the chainwax, son!
C:"Motherf@ckers keep trippin' up in this bitch, and I'ma have to put that pussy on the chainwax!"
Pussy on the chainwax by The Iron Pimp December 20, 2013
Pussy on the Chainwax
Pussy on the Chainwax by transmaniacon December 23, 2013
pussy on the chainwax
A nonsensical exclamation popularized by Key and Peele. Its true meaning is unknown even to its creators. Typically shouted/chanted loudly while hanging with bros. Originally the purpose of pussy on the chainwax was to start a "thing". As you can see, they have succeeded.
pussy on the chainwax by Nobody77 January 2, 2014
I put the pussy on the chainwax
John was bragging about how hot is girlfriend was but she just isn't all that cute. So I put the pussy on the chainwax.
I put the pussy on the chainwax by Mavericks bad breath December 19, 2013
pussy on the chainwax
From a Key & Peele skit talking about how people nowadays just make up words to start trends, Key's character compared something to putting the pussy on the chainwax, his boys waz all like wwwwooooooaoaoaoaoaaahahahhaooohahhahhh. Peele's character then questioned him to its meaning where Key's character burst into tears because he is not good at setting trends.
LeBron: man he is really slim shamming it
Jared: man you making shit up, stop putting the pussy on the chainwax.
Jared: man you making shit up, stop putting the pussy on the chainwax.
pussy on the chainwax by KamikazeMijits August 31, 2015
Pussy on the Chainwax
Winning a fight or competition that is one on one with a weak opponent, who one has been severely beaten by them as if the person who won barley attempted at all. Praising the winner or oneself for their ability to beat an opponent while barley even attempting.
Pussy on the Chainwax by RussianSlovak January 4, 2014
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