pussy muffin 

When a girl mixes up muffin batter, and funnels it in with her pussy in the air. She then proceeds to take a hair dryer and hold it on her vag until the muffin is firm, yet still moist.

Dan: My, Lyndsey, those were some fantastic pussy muffins you made this morning.

Nick: I agree, and the cylindrical shape makes them easy to carry for an on-the-go treat.

pussy muffin by nv1990 June 7, 2009

Muffin pussy 

When your FUPA and your muffin top meet and create an alternate usable crevice

I was banging Kim last night and accidentally glazed her muffin pussy

Muffin pussy by 47thumper October 2, 2019

Muffin Puss 

(Noun)

muhf-in-poos

A gender-neutral phrase referring to a favourite hole/orifice, on one's own body and if active, particularly where you get the most sexual pleasure, either from yourself or a partner.

That's the dirty meaning at least...

Jessie: Hey James, wanna mess around later?

James: Heck yeah, I wanna munch on your Muffin Puss all night!

Muffin Puss by www.MuffinPuss.com August 1, 2022

Pussmuffin 

1)A person who is known as a general panzy, douche, tool, or anything of the sort.; Someone widely considered as a douche

2)A highly desired treat made by taking a regular blueberry muffin and topping it with the vaginal excrete taken from a woman before sex.

Guy 1- You know that tanner kid?!
Gut 2-Yeah man, he's a total pussmuffin. he totaly got his ass kicked friday!

Guy 1- Why the hell are you so happy?!
Guy 2- I just ate the best pussmuffin EVER man.
Guy 1- I'm Jealous!
Guy 2- You should be!

Pussmuffin by idfkwhattoputhere! November 17, 2010

Pussymuffin

When your fisting your girlfriend and suddenly a muffin falls out of her vagina. warning: do not eat!!

man: "hey babe this awsome Pussymuffin just fell out of your vagina"
women: "oh dear, thats the second time today.."

Pussymuffin by EPiC Karr0t January 6, 2011