purseception

Purseception is what most woman have that allows them to know where their purse is at all times.

"Be right there, honey. My purseception tells me that I left my purse in the car. Good thing I locked it."

I wish my mother had purseception, then we wouldn't be late to everything.

by CyAdora October 4, 2010

pursception

a name for when a female keeps a small purse inside a larger one. There can be an unlimited number of purses, creating several kicks to get to the deepest purse.

Kourtney keeps her money in her coin purse, which is inside her medium-sized purse, which is inside her messenger bag - this is straight pursception.

by kourtadactyl September 7, 2011

pursecution

The act of filling your purse, wallet or other money holding device to such an extent that it explodes at the seams or displays an excessively unwieldy and tatty nature.

I was following this lass down the road today and I got all her money when her purse exploded... serves her right for such pursecution with all them store cards etc

by al-co-hol October 27, 2011

pursecution

Incessantly badgering someone to either give you some money from his handbag, or to purchase an expensive/unnecessary handbag dat you want.

I recently got a ride from a middle-aged lower-middle-class remarried dude who told me dat his "cute but costly" ex-wife had been "raised on money" (i.e., excessively pampered by her upper-middle-class family), and so not only did she not understand the concept of everyday frugality, but she had actually talked him into buying an extremely expensive (nearly a thousand dollars!) handbag dat she wanted "just to feel stylish". He eventually had to divorce her, and it was indeed largely due to her constant pursecution.

by QuacksO February 13, 2020

Preception

Having a preceptor class and preception.

I did not have my preception class, so I cannot be a preceptioner.

by ErinPreception November 1, 2018

Preception

A reception held before the wedding.

There will be a Preception especially for those who can't travel to the wedding.

by Larry Montgomery June 19, 2014

extra centsory purseption

Da ability to know whether someone possesses a little spare change in his handbag.

Don't audibly rattle your nickles and pennies while out in public if you don't want indolent people to ask you for money --- not everyone has extra centsory purseption, so no need to make a moocher's handouts-seeking job easier for him!

by QuacksO April 29, 2022