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pursecution 

The act of filling your purse, wallet or other money holding device to such an extent that it explodes at the seams or displays an excessively unwieldy and tatty nature.
I was following this lass down the road today and I got all her money when her purse exploded... serves her right for such pursecution with all them store cards etc
pursecution by al-co-hol October 27, 2011
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pursecution 

Incessantly badgering someone to either give you some money from his handbag, or to purchase an expensive/unnecessary handbag dat you want.
I recently got a ride from a middle-aged lower-middle-class remarried dude who told me dat his "cute but costly" ex-wife had been "raised on money" (i.e., excessively pampered by her upper-middle-class family), and so not only did she not understand the concept of everyday frugality, but she had actually talked him into buying an extremely expensive (nearly a thousand dollars!) handbag dat she wanted "just to feel stylish". He eventually had to divorce her, and it was indeed largely due to her constant pursecution.
pursecution by QuacksO February 13, 2020

pursception 

a name for when a female keeps a small purse inside a larger one. There can be an unlimited number of purses, creating several kicks to get to the deepest purse.
Kourtney keeps her money in her coin purse, which is inside her medium-sized purse, which is inside her messenger bag - this is straight pursception.
pursception by kourtadactyl September 7, 2011

Christian Persecution Complex

The complex where Christians are being oppressed and persecuted wherein reality their belief-system has been dominating countries, schools and political systems since like 300 BCE.
Christian: "One day Christians will be able to worship freely, without persecution."

Person: "Talk about CPC."

Persecution Fetish

Someone with a persecution fetish - normally straight christian conservatives - believes that they are persecuted and oppressed to make themselves feel special and play the victim, when in reality those people are the ones who persecute others themselves.
Person1: ''It's horrible, we christian white straight men are being erased from media and censored''
Person2: ''mf you were just talking about how you hate gay people, quit having a persecution fetish''

fursecution 

n. Used to describe any hateful comment or action against furs.

He called me a furfag, thats fursecution!
fursecution by Caoimhin June 16, 2008

persecution complex 

One of the top fifteen factors that can transform a reasonable, amiable, friendly person with reasonable, friendly beliefs and ideas into a ranting, screaming, judgemental zealot with poisonous, nauseating, self-righteous dreck for beliefs.
Persecution complex can strike anyone, regardless of belief, creed or religion, or whether they disagree with you or not. Once you start believing that the whole world is against you, you begin to justify your abominable actions by the presumed hostility of the world. Mind you, it's a great way to not only make enemies, but also an excellent way of making people reject your beliefs and idealogy.
persecution complex by T-Boy August 29, 2003
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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